Warning: LANGUAGE Sample #1 Input: Kick The Bucket List - S02E09A (beginning) -Input script- Lincoln: "It's cool. I brought a spare." [pulls it out] "I also took care of breakfast." Clyde: "Uh, Lincoln..." Lincoln: [pulls out a bag of doughnuts] "Doughnuts!" Clyde: "Lincoln!" -AI continuation- Lincoln: "I also made the coffee." Clyde: "We gotta go." Lincoln: "Lose the attitude, lose the attitude. We don't have time for attitude." [They push through the park.] Clyde: "Yeah, like we got time to wait for some dipshit to show up." Lincoln: "Nah, we got work to do. Saves us getting up at six in the morning to get our coffee and doughnuts. Okay, so we get there and I walk in and there's two of them dipshits? You gonna do the crazy ninja walk-off, or what?" Clyde: "Just make it cool." Lincoln: "Cool? What does cool mean? How am I supposed to look cool?" Clyde: "I dunno. Just be cool." Lincoln: "I'm gonna be cool?" Clyde: "Yeah." Lincoln: "Wow, okay, I'm gonna be cool then." Clyde: "Cool, good." Lincoln: "Okay, cool." Clyde: Sample #2 Input: Pipe Dreams - S03E06B (somewhere) -Input script- Lynn Sr.: "Wait, wait, wait, wait, maybe she's on to something, what if we did put in a second bathroom? One that's just for us? I mean, come on, we're adults, we deserve it." Rita: "Uh, no, that will never work. The kids will just take it over. Remember when we got that adjustable bed, just for us? That didn't last ten minutes. -AI continuation- ...And there's no room left in the house for that dresser." John: "OK, well, if we put the toilet next to the shower instead, that would at least separate the bathroom from the living room. I mean, I was thinking we could actually put the TV there, if we moved the whole couch, that way we wouldn't have to worry about anybody tripping on it." Lynn Sr.: "Oh my God, we can't do that. The kids will just take it apart and be rearranging things as we speak." Rita: "I'm starting to think this whole house is getting too big for us." John: "Look, I know there's a couple of ways we could do this, but the real problem is, I think I'd rather spend my money in a bar, you know, instead of on a house." Lynn Sr.: "Oh yeah, I totally agree." Rita: "Oh, do you?" John: "Yeah. After all, if we just stay in here and drink, we wouldn't need a house anyway." Rita: "Yeah, you know what, I'm- Sample #3 Input: White Hare - S03E02A (ending) -Input script- Lincoln: "So, you're new to Royal Woods?" New Girl: "Yeah, it's lonely being the new kid in town." Lincoln: "Maybe you just haven't met the right people yet." New Girl: [Moves her backpack] "Would you like to sit down?" [Lincoln sits next to her] "Um, I didn't think you were gonna catch the bus." Lincoln: "Yeah," [holding his shirt] "Good thing I'm dressed like a caution cone, or the driver never would have seen me." New Girl: [Laughs] "You're funny, Lincoln Loud." [offers him a carrot stick] "Carrot stick?" -AI continuation- Lincoln: "Penny's carrot sticks?" New Girl: "No, I get them for free from the cafeteria. I don't pay for them." Lincoln: "Are you sure it's not just your power?" New Girl: "No, I get those from my mom, too." Lincoln: [Back in front of the car] "Whoa, [points to the bus] my bike got stolen." New Girl: "Yeah, it was when I first moved here." Lincoln: "Lucky for you, I'm kind of an expert bike thief, so you'll get it back eventually." New Girl: "That's really nice of you. But, um, I don't get why you care." Lincoln: "I used to be like you, [taking a carrot out of the backpack] you know, always trying to follow my dreams." New Girl: "Like what?" Lincoln: "Like... [opening the lunch box] [smiles] oh, man, you got peanut butter?" New Girl: "Yeah, I like peanut butter." Lincoln: "Me too." Sample #4 Input: Recipe for Disaster - S04E06B (beginning) -Input script- Lincoln: "Umm... You." Lynn Sr.: [Confused and squeezes his patty] "I'm sorry, what's that?" Clyde: [Holding a frozen dinner box.] "We think someone stole your recipes, and sold them to Frosty Farm's Frozen Feasts?" -AI continuation- Lincoln: "Oh...Oh, no! Oh, it's bad. Really bad! Our profits have plummeted. and everyone is gonna find out about this. I bet!" Clyde: "Or maybe we got the wrong recipes. We get that a lot." Lynn Sr.: "Wait... How did I not know about this?" Lincoln: "Uhh... The whole thing was a setup? Someone took my mom's recipes, turned them into frozen treats, and is selling them on eBay?" Clyde: "Yeah, kinda. We were thinking maybe you changed the numbers on your accounting system." Lincoln: [Smirking.] "Do you have any idea how hard it is to remember a ten digit number?" Lynn Sr.: "No, but I'll help you remember this. Now, where's this webpage?" Clyde: "Oh, okay, so when you went back into your dad's office last night, you saw him, and you had no idea, and you left. Did you stop at your house first?" Lincoln: "No, I just grabbed the equipment from the van." Clyde: