SCP-4689-J The Walking, Talking and Muttering Box Object Class:S?a?f?e? Shut up Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4689-J is to be ke in a 6x4x8m room furnished as a regular New York apartment. SCP-4689-J is allowed to talk to a maximum of two (2) staff members each day. If SCP-4689-J doesn't like the person he's talking to he will only say "shut up" or make a blowing sound, presumably to make the person leave. Description: SCP-4689-J is a talking box with two (2) arms and two (2) legs. SCP-4689-J thinks he owns the world and he's a god but "lost his powers to a sheep in the 15th century." SCP-4689 is committed to mass genocide, he only spares those who he thinks are worthy. SCP-4689-J says he committed "6.4 hitlers", meaning his mass genocide caused 38,400,000 death. SCP-4689-J motives for the mass genocide is that he thinks the sheep betrayed him so he wants to murdered everything that lives. SCP-4689-J will make you down right furious because he's that annoying. Somehow SCP-4689-J knows weird facts about any research team assigned to him. SCP-4689-J was contained in 2010 when he walked to site 14 during a containment breach. When Mobile Task Force Eclipse-17 encountered SCP-4689-J, SCP-4689-J started to yell at them saying, "Stand back you uneducated shrimps!", Also SCP-4689-J takes a liking to calling people "shrimps." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Audio logs from Dr. ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ and SCP-4689-J: Dr. ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦: "Hello there, im Dr. ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ i'll be asking you some questions, are you alright with that?" SCP-4689-J: "Shut up" Dr. ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦: "Ok then let me ask you, whe-" SCP-4689-J: (Cutting him off) (makes blowing sound) Dr. ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦: "I'm going to ask you again, where di-" SCP-4689-J: (Cutting him off again) "Shut up"' Dr. ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦: "Fine, here's a different question. What are hitl- SCP-4689-J: (Cutting him off once more) "Shut up" (then he makes the blowing noise) Dr. ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦: "Know what fuck this, I don't get paid enough to do this shit. SCP-4689-J: (laughs) Dr. ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦: "FUCK YOU TOO!" (The audio equipment was thrown off the table by Dr. ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦) (Insults could be heard from outside of SCP-4689-J’s containment cell until Dr. ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ was forcefully removed) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Audio log between Dr. Zimmerman and SCP-4689-J Dr. Zimmerman: "So you're hell bent on genocide, right." SCP-4689-J: (says nothing) Dr. Zimmerman: "You said you were a god." SCP-4689-J: "I am a god you shrimp. You don't know the immense knowledge I know." Dr. Zimmerman: "Fine show me your knowledge." SCP-4689-J: "Mass genocide is key… and you play Minecraft on your work computer, sometimes even Roblox." Dr. Zimmerman: "I think that will be it." (Dr. Zimmerman quickly gets out of his chair to turn off the audio equipment)