[Intro]
Oh Tights, Mister Tights

[Verse]
The second best Australian, very lame
PC Phobia is the best, so everyone proclaims
Tight's sucks at Putt Party, missed every hole
All the name calling, really took a toll.

[Chorus]
Train Lights, Trans Tights, Plane Flights
Racist Train, rotten brain, he's insane
Trans Rights, Cocaine Whites, The man named Tights.

[Verse 2]
You're like a train stuck on the same track,
the rest of us riding express, you are much further back.
Stuck as a trial mod for 10 years,
if only you became well loved by your peers.

[Chorus]
Train Lights, Trans Tights, Plane Flights
Racist Train, rotten brain, he's insane
Trans Rights, Cocaine Whites, The man named Tights.

[Bridge]
Tights, it's time to do something that has you haunted,
Release part 3 of your tier list, it's what the people wanted.
Put Marcus in F tier that's where he belongs,
I belong in S tier, because I wrote this song.

[Chorus]
Train Lights, Trans Tights, Plane Flights
Racist Train, rotten brain, he's insane
Trans Rights, Cocaine Whites, The man named Tights.

[OUTRO]
Train Lights, Trans Tights, Plane Flights,
Bike Lights, Stinky Shite, Dark Nights,
The man named Tights.